The Almighty Governor of this crooked State
Must sneer in laughter while good citizens await
Their pleas for justice fall on his silent jeers
Their hopes are waning whispering just two more years.
Convicted as a criminal though someone voted him in
Restricted by minimal where his condolences end
Whose fault be it that he attained our vaunted lead?
His thieving constituents, who now nothing impedes.
Big Rick, Go find another entity to leech
Great Scott, find another’s justice system to breach
Yet we know it doesn’t matter who sits your chair
This swamp’s full of liars, lizards, and snakes, of that I’m full aware.