it’s never a good idea to serve shrimp at a midget convention.
nor should you ever take fruitcake to a psychiatric ward.
never serve narcissism at a hot dog eating contest.
let self-pity stew.
try to keep tension from boiling over.
never fan the flames when grilling with prejudice.
pepper insight with wisdom, and spice up racy compliments with good taste.
too much fat n’ happy can cause your guests indigestion and could smell up an otherwise perfectly sweet affair.
always serve hemlock as an after dinner cocktail (or you will kill the fun before it starts), and ONLY at private functions using great discrimination, usually as a reward for any deed that as of yet a “THANK YOU” will never suffice…
toast banal on both sides to give it some “crunchiness”/ uncommon wit adds flavor, and can be considered gravy.